Ed Sheeran sends Fitzy and Wippa giant marble penises

Beloved Australian radio hosts Fitzy and Wippa were shocked to receive a curious package on the air this morning from none other than megastar Ed Sheeran.

Nova’s Ryan ‘Fitzy’ Fitzgerald and Michael ‘Wippa’ Wipfli can now say they have one thing in common with Elton John; a giant marble penis from Ed Sheeran.

The radio stars were delighted to receive a surprise gift from the British megastar on Wednesday morning, when they unpacked the mysterious package in mid-air to reveal a pair of matching marble penises painted green and gold.

Sheeran, 31, had kept a promise from a recent interview where he talked about the similar phallic statuette he gave Elton John for his 74th birthday, and offered to send one to the Nova hosts too.

It turns out he wasn’t bluffing, now that the two are bringing home their own Aussie themed versions.

“It’s a giant cock in a box!” Wippa exclaimed gleefully as his co-host took the stone appendage out of the box and teased, “It kinda looks like you!” while Fitzy struggled with his size.

The pair then posed for photos and smiled as they rocked their gifts.

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“How do we thank Ed Sheeran? Are we sending him back a giant vagina?” Wippa added to the moaning of his colleagues.

“It’s huge!” he added.

Fitzy and Wippa took to Instagram to express their gratitude, writing, “We can’t thank you enough Ed,” tagging the pop star.

Meanwhile, fellow breakfast host Sarah McGilvray didn’t seem too impressed, calling the image “disgusting” and “pretty horrific” amid the enthusiasm.

Elton John spoke to the Carrie & Tommy show about Sheeran’s unusual gift last year.

‘I don’t know if that’s because I’ve always been ap***k or something. It’s really big, it’s beautifully made,” he said at the time.

The music legend said the statue was “hidden” away from his children with husband David Furnish.

As it looks, Fitzy and Wippa will choose to display theirs in a prominent place.

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